Well, I've hit a milestone in followers. My first perfect square not equal to the absolute value of its root. But, more importantly, I have my first non-acquaintance. So this goes out to my fourth follower.
Dear FF,
You have given me a reason to keep coming back here to update semi-frequently (aside from getting extra credit BOO YAH). However, with this great honor of being the first (non-pity (I hope)) follower I have, comes great responsibility. Now, should you ever decide to UNFOLLOW my blog, you will crush to smithereens (oh, yes, smithereens) every hope and dream I have of one day being a famous blogger, sending my spiraling into a hazy chaos of misery, alcoholism, and probably prostitution. I know the weight of this result on your conscience would probably unhinge you completely from reality, so I suggest you do NOT unfollow me, for both our sakes. Anyway, thanks again!
Yours truly (Actually, not really, 13th Amendment prevents that),
Morty
Wait, Do I have this high honor of being your fourth follower?!
ReplyDelete@Meaghan (You know, to clarify that this isn't directed at the OTHER person who commented): Yes, you do! Also, another milestone: first comment! One step closer to ruling the internet.
ReplyDeleteahh yea, milestones yea. I like it
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