What?

I've already had three pageviews. I expected the big, fat 0 for pretty much ever. However, the three people did not follow me. Sad. Ah, well, someday. How in the name of Christ did they find my blog though? I haven't said anything particularly unique, nor have I commented anywhere else, providing a link to my profile. Whatever. Thank you, three people, for reading my blog, however briefly, and fuck you for not following. Next post, I'll try to write a story about sometime in my life. I have a few good ones. Insanity, and hopefully hilarity, will ensue.